segunda-feira, 25 de junho de 2007

I. Meaningless weightlessness…

I've decided I should rate my blog just as other blogger friends recently did, and this is what I've found out, to my great astonishment:

What's My Blog Rated? From Mingle2 - Online Dating


Mingle2 - Online Dating


«This rating was determined based on the presence of the following words:
- 'gay' (5×), 'dangerous' (3×), and 'queer' (1×).
»

Yeah, as if I would care about that for a single second!

Well, as a matter of fact, that would be a favour someone would be doing to me! I just hate kids messing up everything around… But I don't want their parents around either! Lol!!! So please stay away, both kids and parents!

… And I was sooo convinced there were sooo many more naughty, dirty words on my blog… I'm really disappointed with myself… I should have run a discourse analysis computer program a lot sooner…
From this moment on, I'll do my best to write f*ck and sh*t and assh*le as often as I can. That much I can promise you!

And since the topic is 'bad language', why not take a political test for a change?
At least, it's just a little bit more serious, although you can easily predict results as you're going through all the most obvious questions…
Even so though, it's quite reassuring not to have anything in common with retarded neocons…

My Political Profile:

Overall: 10% Conservative, 90% Liberal

Social Issues: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal

Personal Responsibility: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal

Fiscal Issues: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal

Ethics: 20% Conservative, 80% Liberal

Defense and Crime: 15% Conservative, 85% Liberal


Take the test, if you will! Only if you will...

RIC

14 comentários:

Catatau disse...

Overall: 35% Conservative, 65% Liberal

Social Issues: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal

Personal Responsibility: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal

Fiscal Issues: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal

Ethics: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal

Defense and Crime: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal

Ora... os testes são como as sondagens:valem o que valem.

"Dirty words" on your blog?... You naughty boy!... ;))

RIC disse...

Olá João M.!
Bem!... E eu preocupado com alguns dos meus sinais conservadores de estimação!... Rsrsrs! Parece que há quem deva estar mais do que eu... Penso eu, é claro!
Olha só a dimensão moral do rapazinho... Livra! T'arrenego! Rsrs!
Nem mais: a insustentável «leveza» de testes e sondagens!... Para repouso das cabecinhas e descanso neuronal...
You just wait and see what I'll come up with against those f*ckin' morons!!! I just looove being naughty!... ;-)
Obrigado! Abraço!

JoeL disse...

The word gay goes in the rating?

Don't write 4 letter words if you don't have too. Unless it fits in the text or phrase.

RIC disse...

Hello dear Joel!
How are you, my friend?
Yes, it does, seemingly... At least, that's the «answer» I got...
You mean «bad language»? You know I don't use it, unless it fits a special state of mind...
As to the rating: absolutely meaningless! No more, no less!
Have a great day! :-)

dondon009 disse...

Overall: 40% Conservative, 60% Liberal

Social Issues: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal

Personal Responsibility: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal

Fiscal Issues: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal

Ethics: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal

Defense and Crime: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal

OH MY!

As for the "R" rating, I'm afraid to find out what my rating is..... I'm definately in the 5X category..... which suits me fine!

DON~

RIC disse...

Hello dear Don!
Well, this is getting more and more serious by the hour, I'd say... The next one will write he's 100% conservative... Lol!
Even if anyone can secondguess the results of those obvious questions, I wouldn't ever settle for anything less than what I got! Matter of honour! Lol!
Those 5X mean somehow your blog is totally dedicated to «flesh matters» which mainstream considers inappropriate? If so, I do agree entirely with you, dear friend! No doubts about that ever!
Hugs! :-)

T-Bird disse...

My rating is posted. Happy I am relatively clean (if they only knew my thought dreams...)

T-Bird disse...

and the other rating is

Your Political Profile:

Overall: 30% Conservative, 70% Liberal

Social Issues: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal

Personal Responsibility: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal

Fiscal Issues: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal

Ethics: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal

Defense and Crime: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal

RIC disse...

Hello dear Will!
I'll have a look at it later/soon.
Yeah, sure! Art is quite a wondrous cover-up... They only go after words, not photos or paintings... Lol!
Keep up that spirit!
:-)

RIC disse...

Wow! Criminals should really take care!... Lol! Maybe that's not such a bad idea after all...
Anyway, you're not that conservative... That reassures me!
Have a great day, Will!
:-)

Shadow disse...

Mesmo sabendo que os testes valem o que valem, há certos resultados curiosos...

Your Political Profile:

Overall: 35% Conservative, 65% Liberal

Social Issues: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal

Personal Responsibility: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal

Fiscal Issues: 50 % Conservative, 50% Liberal

Ethics: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal

Defense and Crime : 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal.

:-)

RIC disse...

Olá Carla!
Bem, acho que te posso dar os parabéns... na minha perspectiva, já se vê! Rsrsrs!
Também no teu caso, os criminosos que se cuidem! Rsrs! Desde que não haja medidas radicais, até concordo.
Beijinhos! :-)

T-Bird disse...

yes, i do have a conservative -- not political -- personal -- streak but and politically waaaay left.

RIC disse...

Hello dear Will!
Very well then! That's quite reassuring indeed! Otherwise you'd be best friends with «dubious»... Lol! And that would most certainly be quite alarming!
:-)