Dearest blogger friends, this post is entirely dedicated to you!
You've worked a miracle (though you don't know it yet)! I was lost and now I'm found! Alleluia! (lol&lol&lol!)
My addiction was unbearable since long ago. I hadn't had a quality moment for myself in a long, long time. All my free moments were to be filled with canned garbage each and every TV network was dumping on me every evening. All my critique abilities were numb; I had no say in whatever I was to watch everyday. I was no longer able of saying no. I ate up anything whatsoever they'd put in front of me, whether on a silver salver or on a disposable plastic dish. My destiny was set. I was doomed. Compared to it, my cigarettes are just peanuts…
Paraphrasing a fantastic blogger friend of us, whom we all cherish so much – our dearest Minge – and a beautiful song's title from «Some Like it Hot» – yes, sung by our lovely Marilyn Monroe – «I'm Through With Love», I would just say then:
I'm in heaven now. I'm at peace with my mind and soul. I can choose now whether to watch the news or to go on reading the book I'm feeling so thrilled about. Then I can stop reading for a while and go blogging away across the world, from Seattle to Rio de Janeiro, from São Paulo to London, from Montréal to Edinburgh, from Vienna to Sydney… Could I ever wish anything better?
There's no point in making distinctions between public and private networks, cable, satellite, pay-TV, you name it. At least, around here. I've had it! I'm so fed up of watching what those audiences controlling guys say that's what I want to watch! Are they kidding me or what? Lies, lies and more lies! F…ck them devastatingly! They do deserve it!
Oh yesss, I'm so happy about this change I could vomit (on the TV set itself… Wouldn't be such a bad idea, I guess…)
I wish you all a fabulous weekend! And you, Minge, stop being nervous and get ready for that marvellous journey! I know you deserve it. Enjoy it lavishly!